Boondocks - Tshirts Tshirt T Shirt

My name is Riley Freeman (aka R. Escobar, aka H.R. Paperstacks). Thanks to all my homies who was with me on our boondocks tshirt hustle last summer when we made us some boondocks tshirts representing Woodcrest. You can check 'em out the tshirt on the top left.
Pretty hot right? We sold out of that boondocks tshirt!

Mr. Wuncler gave us the paper to start it off, and we sold the t-shirts and paid the money back. But, Wuncler, you know how he is, tried to monopolize and control everything just like he did with Jazmine's lemonade stand.

I was like, n'all, I ain't haven it! This is some ole bullshit! Take ya money Wuncler and beat it! We makin our own boondocks t-shirts!

So, we're about to bust a move since Wuncler shut down our operation making bootleg t-shirts in the garage last summer. And, he wouldn't rent us any space downtown since he owns everything.

We about to get out of school for the summer, and we need something to do. We ain't about to go pick up trash and mess up our fresh sneaks. Wuncler wanted us to wear some ole wacked t-shirts that said 'Wuncler Clothing Co.' on them. Imagine R. Escobar on the side of the road picking up trash, smiling looking silly! Messing up my sneaks?

I pass.

Picture Young Weezy Rolling! I could be working on my business building my empire! I got some artists with some fresh designs, and we gonna graffiti up some new boondocks tshirts for 2009 and give everybody a summer job in Woodcrest, in DC, and your hood, too! All we need is a place to get our hustle on to make these boondocks tshirts!

You think the adults would give us a place?! Nope! Granddad won't let us make t-shirts in the garage no mo cuz we got paint on Dorothy last year.

That's why we went to Wuncler cuz he's a business man, and always wants to get paid. But, we wasn't trying to have him own this! We just wanted a place to paint our t-shirts and let me light shine. Why he gotta try and get paid on my shit. Why can't he get paid on his own shit.

And, we had to rent his building, and order everything from him. We wuz like, all we need is a place, man! The only building he would rent to us was a 12,000 sq foot building, and it needs repairs. We have to pay for the electric, the roof, and everything else inside and still pay him $12,000 a month. Is Wuncler crazy?

We just trying to find something to do for my crew by making our tshirt designs to get Summer Jobs to make us some scratch. So, it's ya boy, Riley coming up with a plan so we can get this money. We're gonna make these boondocks tshirts. Let us know what you wanna see on your boondocks tshirt.


Holla Back at ya boy in a few. Peace to all my homies, and my boy 'DEVO' wuz up!